Mommin’ All Day Every Day @DayMommin
🌻Wife/Mom keeping three tiny humans alive & entertained while also seeking a title as domestic goddess & looking for side hustles to support my @Target habit🌻 Neverland Joined August 2018-
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Elf on the shelf back in action! I’ve been MIA but wanted to share what our elves Anna and Zack have been up to. Happy Holidays to all and I hope this brings some joy! Check out our YouTube channel for more elf shenanigans! youtube.com/@pixiethefrenc… youtube.com/shorts/zWSCnxL…
@AndyJokedAgain @TwinzerDad @daddysdigest ShaunDSmith80
@TwinzerDad @daddysdigest Thank you for sharing this too. We greatly appreciate those of you who have been so supportive!
@h0tmessmama We save money that way.
Some nights we play with homemade dyed rice sensory bins while I make a dinner everyone will eat together at the table, And other nights my kids eat pizza while I hide in a cupboard drinking Moscow mules and scrolling Twitter. Because #parenting is all about balance.
@DaddyGrownup Sorry my reply didn’t come through with the tweet But they all 3 love each other so much!!! And I love seeing them play and bond. My vote is that you go for it!!! My answer will always be...What’s one more?!?!?!
Life with 2 year old twins: Me: oh my goodness you guys! I didn’t think it was possible for you two to make this much of a mess!!! Well at least it couldn’t be any worse... Boy twin to Girl twin: Here hold my sippy cup
@of_ramblings Exactly w/ the fricken’ porn accounts. I see all my lady parts daily & pretty much see my husbands daily too so I’m good! 😂 Oh the many blocks. it’s sad b/c we all spend the time blocking instead of being able to follow back good ones I ♥️ pineapple on pizza Happy 3K Blue!
Be with someone that calls you beautiful like it’s your name.
@of_ramblings Haha!!! All I could think of was Tom Hanks in Big saying “I get top bunk” but I couldn’t find a gif for that so here is this one. 🤣
@h0tmessmama @WendydarlingT I gotcha. My dad is back in the hospital and I am sick. I think my husband feels somewhat bad about not giving me a card and wanted to go to dinner with a gift card he got to one of his favorite places. But it’s not looking like that is not happening of course. Hugs your way!
@tomkennerley3 @patonlorraine @sfierymountain @AuthorAimeeAsh @CZablockis @DougRomigWriter @JacquelineBach @Amhargrove1 @JannaShay @NikkiTSummers @vscotttheauthor @TracyJamesJones @ShewandaP @kelizmccoy @Kryzazy @Lhlodder @LenaLoves6 @KATabcdef @MomMask @WCrayons
@h0tmessmama @WendydarlingT Womp womp womp. Yep I gotcha. I’m not even sure why I was hoping for a card. You would think I would be used to it by now. Oh you should totally plan something you want to do! Like a girls night out!
Life with 2 year old twins: Me: oh my goodness you guys! I didn’t think it was possible for you two to make this much of a mess!!! Well at least it couldn’t be any worse... Boy twin to Girl twin: Here hold my sippy cup
@inthiscoldworld Haha! I could never! Rough day here too. Well rough 2018/2019 period. I will however make every attempt to make you laugh!
@inthiscoldworld Had to do it... Love this part Well and the “Who glued these quarters down” part
@Julialesley 🤔 encouraging exercise??? Haha that’s funny now but I’m sure it was terrifying in the moment!
@WendydarlingT But my husband did tell me Happy Valentine’s Day through text message this morning so it’s a close call really... 🤣 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@WendydarlingT This one guy back in high school sang some Bob Dylan songs to me while playing his mandolin. It was pretty awesome.
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