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@endliste Honestly, they didn't really seem like they were causing much trouble there in the first place. Seems as good a place as any for a band of desperados to be.

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I may not have been able to do anything about the desperados hiding out in the old mine or the corrupt mayor's plan to sell the town's deed to an oil baron, but everyone agrees I rode off into the sunset quite beautifully

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Mitya @Discollaborator

2 weeks ago

I get the world might not be ready for my two-fisted chopstick technique, but kicking me out of the noodle bar for it still feels like a bit much

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

@GuggyYummy I don't know, Guggy. I just don't know. You're asking thinking-man questions of a fella who just wants some jam.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

Things got so bad they started calling us "the jam boys". We just wanted to enjoy some fruit preserves out in the sunshine. We didn't mean to hurt anyone. But we'd sweep through town like a swarm of locusts, and the shelves would all go bare. No PB&Js for little johnny that week.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

@GuggyYummy I would probably just become a dough boy. I'd just get on that bread train. I'd let myself be whisked away by the currents of their dough-lust until I became part of the storm itself.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

They told me that, as a trucker, I'd get paid to see this great nation of ours. But they never told me about the road worms.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

@TheVeeHole @sabatonfan69 Still seems about the piss to me. Just a big ocean of piss. I wouldn't steal a piss story. Sorry.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

Sometimes you pour your entire heart and soul into a zine about the earth flooding and leaving lots of cowboys and only a single horse, only for some random hack to take credit for the only thing of worth you've ever birthed into this ugly world, and all you can do is cry and cry

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

@TheVeeHole @sabatonfan69 Seems thematically very different. Mine handles the collective responsibility for global warming through the metaphor of the last horse, and is largely an exploration of our failure to see beyond ourselves, and the consequences thereof. Yours seems to be mostly about piss.

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Mitya @Discollaborator

3 weeks ago

@sabatonfan69 Not at all, because the "town" in the title of my zine is actually a metaphor for the vast ocean that everyone lives in, after global warming flooded the earth and man and horse alike had to develop gills. Which I suspect you're acutely aware of.