Mitya @Discollaborator
i'm on a quest the woods Joined September 2020-
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@exitsenses I'm not looking for apologies, I'm looking for delusion
I wish people would stop loving me for who I am, and learn to love me for vague ideas of who I could be if I were entirely different
@scrivvle74 It was using its saliva to soften you up for easier digestion
The hardest part of being a zookeeper is seeing so many of your coworkers eaten by lions and tigers and giraffes
@realchrisarcher In my memory, it's great. Makes me feel like a million bucks. But I figure it can't be that good.
Haven't fallen down the stairs in a while. Wonder if it still feels as good as I remember.
@Kaspersky67 Then why do they always look so shocked?
@Army3ngineer You know, I thought the same thing until very recently
@Killing_Vanilla I think it would help a ton if they'd work on their cardio and stop getting caught so quickly
@endliste Honestly, they didn't really seem like they were causing much trouble there in the first place. Seems as good a place as any for a band of desperados to be.
I may not have been able to do anything about the desperados hiding out in the old mine or the corrupt mayor's plan to sell the town's deed to an oil baron, but everyone agrees I rode off into the sunset quite beautifully
I get the world might not be ready for my two-fisted chopstick technique, but kicking me out of the noodle bar for it still feels like a bit much
@GuggyYummy I don't know, Guggy. I just don't know. You're asking thinking-man questions of a fella who just wants some jam.
Things got so bad they started calling us "the jam boys". We just wanted to enjoy some fruit preserves out in the sunshine. We didn't mean to hurt anyone. But we'd sweep through town like a swarm of locusts, and the shelves would all go bare. No PB&Js for little johnny that week.
@GuggyYummy I would probably just become a dough boy. I'd just get on that bread train. I'd let myself be whisked away by the currents of their dough-lust until I became part of the storm itself.
They told me that, as a trucker, I'd get paid to see this great nation of ours. But they never told me about the road worms.
@TheVeeHole @sabatonfan69 Still seems about the piss to me. Just a big ocean of piss. I wouldn't steal a piss story. Sorry.
Sometimes you pour your entire heart and soul into a zine about the earth flooding and leaving lots of cowboys and only a single horse, only for some random hack to take credit for the only thing of worth you've ever birthed into this ugly world, and all you can do is cry and cry
@TheVeeHole @sabatonfan69 Seems thematically very different. Mine handles the collective responsibility for global warming through the metaphor of the last horse, and is largely an exploration of our failure to see beyond ourselves, and the consequences thereof. Yours seems to be mostly about piss.
@sabatonfan69 Not at all, because the "town" in the title of my zine is actually a metaphor for the vast ocean that everyone lives in, after global warming flooded the earth and man and horse alike had to develop gills. Which I suspect you're acutely aware of.
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