Dolanite @Dolanite
Not That Good... Not That Bad Either. dolanite.tumblr.com Oakland: Where Hyphy was Born Joined March 2009-
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You know you grew up in the 90's when you realized today that you've been inadvertently quoting DMX songs to your kids for years. RIP
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@esteckler2 Are you the originator of the post I shared the image on my FaceBook page and would like to credit you.
My kid just shouted TaaaDaaaa! from the bathroom after he finished pooping and I thought of you guys...
Just realized Matt Smith and Benedict Cumberbatch are not the same person. Sherlock Who?
@gts6cornell I think the length... beats the alternative right?
It’s hard to make jokes in this political climate, but my kids think it’s hilarious when they fart, so I think I’m doing ok at the parenting thing.
Scritchy scritch is Ritchie Riche's DJ cousin who lives across town in the trailer park.
@kdawg0113 Thanks for clarifying! They didn't tell us what it was at first we just thought he was getting more oxygenated blood everywhere🙄
@highendhermit Thanks it's non-stop suck every time pharmacy is involved.
Twin brother Wolf with his Fisher Price phone helping me call CVS for the umpteenth time.
Picture of Liam who needs the meds. He enjoys blowing raspberries, playing with his plastic rings and his Pop pop obviously.
@_loveclaire It's exactly what I say right before I'm going to burn it all down.
Party drug for dudes not hard to get. Life saving drug for infants damn near impossible. CVS Caremark treated me like a deadbeat.
Viagra side effect is it's a great Vasodilator and helps my son breath. Pharma charges 3 x the cost for this use in children sized portions.
I know I haven't posted in a while. It's because I've been trying to get a prescription for 2 weeks with #CVS Caremark Specialty Pharmacy.
Sneezed woke a baby & peed myself, spent longer then I should admit applying deodorant with the lid on. Fellas, the line forms to the left!
Explaining cream in a jar not lotion w/a pump. You stick your paw in it like a bear? He asked. That's when I growled and took a swipe at him
Wet Seal is closing?! Now where will I get my tube tops and faux leather pants?
My fellow white Americans, If you don't like your privilege pointed out to you don't defend your vote for the racist misogynist. Thanks.
My fellow white Americans, if you don't like your privilege pointed out to you don't vote for the racist
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