Flash Gordon @Flash_Aaaa
DEATH TO MING Joined August 2013-
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bitchtits McGuffey is the best known nickname for President BArack Gussein obamamaaaaa
Why don't they make dog seats in airplanes?
Sausage can cause cancer to commit suicide. Thanks for nothing Obama
Snow White was basically cocaine boner city
Jacked off into VCR and TV said "Now cumming to you in 3-D" Sperm flows thru cable TV I just splooged on 200 people
I like it when I put a liquor cabinet in my house and fill it with my collection of spongebob dolls
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Jefferson *one of my camels* got me a gift today *unwraps gift: white crayon* "Goddammit Jefferson"
My bro Jeff Gordon taught me how to go fast in circles. Very useful for evading ming
I am good at the sex. That why ladiez call me Flash. Sex record: 13 seconds
Dad just called my brother a professional retard haha awesome
#FF just started this account and these are by far my favs @bvb1123 @WyanRilson @turnerjer @Colonel_Trill @ch000ch @BigE_Smooth
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I stink of fear. I need a spanking and some lemonade.
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*throws ninja star at turtle* "C'mon, fella. You should be blocking those."
When I think about going into the ocean after watching shark week:
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