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i need a car. I don't have money but i'll trade you my pogs collection
*attempts to seduce the Burger King mascot*
Cups are weird. You drink out of them but someone has already had their mouth all over that thing. Also, dating is weird.
[every teenager on Twitter after 1 am] "what even IS sleep??"
officer: "I'm gonna need you to slowly empty your pockets" *dozens of fruit roll-ups start spilling out everywhere*
@dampdampdicks it has literally been on repeat in my house for 15 years bc my vcr is broken, I'm about to make a bad decision, send help
i just legally changed my name to "django unchained" oh no what have i done
Why does Elton John have a song called "Honky Cat"?? Last time I said that I was accused of racism
I clogged a toilet once just by peeing
what iggy azalea should have said is "first things first DONT DO DRUGS" #informingtheyouths #stayalertstaysafe #Responsibility
you think "peanuts" is a cool word? just you wait til you realize you can arrange it to say "anus pet" #makesyouthink
i like to look up at the stars and wonder things like "is there life elsewhere" or "did i leave the oven on" or "oh god my kids are in ther
hey girl I'll trade you my holographic charizard for your phone number
ya kids, net flicks is cool but know what else is cool? our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. and only one of those died for our sins
@twilitplaid it's #heynow #heynow did u not watch the Lizzie McGuire movie because I did like 28 times I'm so drunk right now I'm sorry
@twilitplaid @Z_Beksinski dear Shannon and Caroline I'm sorry but this account is discontinued. Still love you both (especially Shannon)
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