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It’s 2024 and we’re still tweeting in black and white?
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Sometimes, when my husband has a day off, I like to bring the TV remote with me to work.
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Men who really listen are sexy AF! My husband: what?
@ChaseSupport, what gives? I'm trying to book a hotel in VA Beach, but I can't trust your reviews!
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Look, the hug is over when I pat you on the back. I'm tapping out, bitch.
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According to this cheese Advent calendar I bought yesterday I guess I should wish everyone Merry Christmas today.
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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.
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HER: I’ve missed you so badly ME: *pulls hatchet from wall* thank god
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@HenpeckedHal @ckb104 We’ve been doing $5, too. Luckily I only have one kid left that’s losing teeth!
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They were surprised by the first one, but no one in this bar fight was ready for my second handful of glitter.
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Who made up sending kids to their room when they get in trouble? It’s like an amusement park in there. Timeouts should be spent in the parents’ room—no one’s had fun in there in ages.
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What’s a retweet called now? I vote Xerox.
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