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@rick_bergman_ @wtxoil @Braums_IceCream @DionsPizza Hi @DionsPizza, its me again. Yall ready to talk about a Midland location yet? There is demand.
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@wtx_jayhawk @FracSlap Sent you a text on this one.
@wtx_jayhawk @OilCoIntern I’m multiple decades deep and still working my way down learning curve, buddy.
@parkertankus Had one for lunch yday. A cold PB&J slaps on a hot day.
Side questing on the family road trip.
@CoachBeansTTU Same, Beans. Same.
Update: drove through several storms and my clothes for the next four days are completely dry. 5/5 stars.
Fixing to find out how waterproof the yeti duffle bag in the back of my truck is…
@wtx_jayhawk Theyre seasonal.
@wtxwife Oh gosh. The British guy with the dog on IG has been huge for tinned fish. I didnt even know it existed a few months ago, and now I know that this is a highly regarded brand…
@jerrycurld @capybaraclem Dalhart to Houston 🫠
@FracSlap I did nails. I compared coke and all the off brands, dipped a nail in a cup of each and left it for 48 hours. Measured the before and after weight to calc material loss. The OG Coke won.
@BradBralston That checks out. Wish we had a J’s in Midland.
@JFracson @wtx_jayhawk Lots of situation monitoring going on in there.
Used Grok to get a fresh lemonade recipe. Used fresh lemons and honey (instead of granulated sugar). It’s got legs, man.
@EFTwife You were right to push back on this. There is definately a need for increased understanding of the Human-AI paradigm.
@PermiOG @PLM_Pimp @wtx_jayhawk Wreck em!
@500immigrants @rev3_s Are you talking about the 318i? Ive had and sold two and they’re not my fav. However the glass and FOV on the 328i and 540i is for real.
@500immigrants @rev3_s This is correct. Im all Kahles and NF. ZCO’s are so crisp.
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