Garden Variety Woman @Stephamaybe
a dime a dozen Lying in the grass in ATX Joined September 2012-
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@DEADLINE Is that okay Tony, that I join you in heaven?
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The small serious breathing of a baby who is considering eating the object he is studying in his hands.
@DraggonFodder Congrats!! That’s awesome. 🏆
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OK, I am 79 years old and bowled my first 300 game today. Even better, I did it in a senior league and most of my friends were watching me do this. I am still shaking, with a big smile. God bless America.
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I won. We're raising the new cat Catholic.
kitchen paper. Fascinating.
fridges leaked in Aldi so they’ve just put whole rolls of kitchen paper on the floor to soak it up ?????????
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Self undiagnosing. I’m fine
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in some ways being horribly neglected as a child and going through repeated tragedies gives you a major advantage in the being happy as an adult department, like basic stability feels absolutely incredible now
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re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism
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There is no such thing as illegal blood alcohol content while driving on stolen land
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Let that bar close down. Let that show get cancelled. Let that band retire. Never make another NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET. Nothing last forever.
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I think it’s fun to come back to the office from PTO a little beat up and bruised. Sunburned and peeling. Let em know you really went for it
@TheInsiderPaper lol as if people won’t barge past their borders too
I just learned that Ceuta is on the continent of Africa. #google
Too many people don’t understand that the lockdown and associated money printing got us into this nasty inflation mess. It’s why everything costs twice as much. Housing too.
Dr. Deborah Birx says Fauci hearing shows there's still "persistent anger" over government's handling of COVID cbsn.ws/44YFWVL
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Once you move this type of furniture you start to realize why people never moved and stayed in their hometowns until the day they died
anything with lots of shelves is attractive to me
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Yeah bro buying an old house is a fucking nightmare. I’ve never spent so much god damn money to be pissed off fixing shit. Then my wife thinks I’m god damn Bob the fucking builder. “Oh men are suppose to be handy” fuck you, I grew up playing runescape I don’t know shit about fuck to fix shit. Oh watch YouTube. Watch a tik tok. God I want to kill myself.
@mattforney Leander is predominantly Indian now. Maybe 15 years ago the predominate immigrant pop was East Asian but not for the past decade. Most major tech have campuses in NW Austin so lots of H1B.
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a trend I haven't seen people notice is that the 2020s are kinda a "gross" decade (I don't just mean AI). even real food ads have glops of sauce oozing. feet/armpits are now OK to fetishize. public hygiene has fell off. childish humour like farts are now more prominent. gross era
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