Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

TFW you text a bad joke to the group chat and ALL the typing bubbles pop up and you're just waiting to see if you're about to be praised or roasted - that's the high I'm chasing.

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Will forever be devastated that, not only is my Patronus on Pottermore a salmon, looking at it reminds me of the ex who knew nothing about the wizarding world but relentlessly mocked me for getting a salmon.

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Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

5 years ago

Really and truly, I do my best of work after 10 p.m., two beers in, with clips of the Graham Norton show playing in the background.

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Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

5 years ago

@bex_schulz "Alaska" or "Good As It Gets" by Little Hurt

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Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

5 years ago

@zachlennonsimon That's a nice lookin tv

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The Oval Pawffice® 🇺🇸 DOTUS Fans @TheOvalPawffice

5 years ago

🐾Friends, what a happy day! We’re now #home at the #WhiteHouse with our mama @FLOTUS and dada @POTUS, where we belong. We wanted to let everyone know earlier, but we were busy getting petted by our parents - we missed them so furry, furry much and they missed us. 📷 @schultzinit

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Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

6 years ago

Word clouds are trash

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Vote Save America @votesaveamerica

6 years ago

Get voters to the polls and feed em too! We've all seen the lines to early vote and these are just some of the great orgs @ga55project @NHYouthMovement @DetroitBus @PizzaToThePolls @WCKitchen @votedotorg @lyft @morethanavote giving voters one less thing to worry about.

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Kim Whitehead @TrailingKim

6 years ago

@mikeschulz530 Only okay if it's, "No, I just finished my own Chipotle" and even then a little sketch @bex_schulz

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

6 years ago

Expand the court.

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

6 years ago

Last night Trump attacked Medicare for All as "socialized medicine." Funny. I didn't hear him complain when he received the best socialized medicine in the world for free at a 100% government run hospital. Yup. Trump loves socialism for himself, rugged individualism for the rest.