Salty Bangkok @marsbasealpha

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@bennyjohnson How Big are your BALLS? @timburchett @dadgum @bennyjohnson

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@RepTimBurchett @timburchett Do you have the BALLS to watch it to the end?

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X AI Caught in a LIE about the Quran and Islam! Must see!

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Allahu Akbar, bukalah Al-Quran, Surah 4:11-12, dan perhatikan baik-baik. Istri mendapat seperdelapan, anak perempuan dua pertiga, Orang tua masing-masing seperenam — tambahkan, hasilnya irasional. Dua puluh tujuh per dua puluh empat, Lebih dari keseluruhan, jadi para ulama menetapkan skornya. Sebut saja "awl," cukup regangkan kuenya, Bagian tetap Allah? Tidak, kita mengalikan. (Chorus) Penyerahan opsional? Angka tidak dapat dijumlahkan, Wahyu datang ketika nabi marah. Aturan untuk yang lain, pengecualian untuknya, Kitab yang fleksibel ketika matematika menjadi kabur. (Ayat 2) Zaynab begitu cantik, istri anak angkat, Sepupu dan Zaid — lalu tiba-tiba hidup baru. Al-Quran 33:37 muncul tepat pada waktunya, "Allah berfirman langgar tabu — dia milikmu sekarang, itu benar." Waktu yang tepat, keinginan bertemu dengan ketetapan, Buat aturan ketika kamu menginginkan apa yang kamu lihat.(Chorus) Kepatuhan opsional? Angka tidak sesuai, Wahyu datang ketika nabi marah. Aturan untuk yang lain, pengecualian untuknya, Buku fleksibel ketika matematika menjadi kabur.(Outro) La ilaha illallah… matematikanya masih belum benar, Tapi hei, setidaknya kamu punya istri sepupumu. Shallallahu alayhi wa sallam pada ayat yang tepat waktu itu — Aturan untukmu, tapi bukan untukku. MashaAllah.

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WTF Granny!

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الله هو الشيطان!

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Allahu Akbar, open the book, Surah 4:11-12, take a good look. Wife gets one-eighth, daughters two-thirds, Parents one-sixth each — add it, it surds. Twenty-seven over twenty-four, More than the whole, so the scholars fix the score. Call it “awl,” just stretch the pie, Allah’s fixed shares? Nah, we multiply.(Chorus) Submission optional? Numbers don’t add, Revelation arrives when the prophet gets mad. Rules for the rest, exceptions for him, Flexible book when the math gets dim.(Verse 2) Zaynab so fine, adopted son’s wife, Cousin and Zayd’s — then sudden new life. Quran 33:37 drops right on cue, “God says break the taboo — she’s yours now, it’s true.” Convenient timing, desire meets decree, Make the rule when you want what you see.(Chorus) Submission optional? Numbers don’t add, Revelation arrives when the prophet gets mad. Rules for the rest, exceptions for him, Flexible book when the math gets dim.(Outro) La ilaha illallah… the math still ain’t right, But hey, at least you got your cousin’s wife. Sallallahu alayhi wa sallam on that timely ayah — Rules for thee, but not for me. MashaAllah.