Kel @mskel76
No, I don't want to. Because I hate everything. I'm a wonderer Joined July 2015-
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You don't know the difference between angry and pissed off.
For the record, there is no record. That's a problem.
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..... Why is it so dark outside already it's only 3 ..maybe it's gonna rain?! *bends over and sunglasses fall off my face* #imdumb
Ever had an itch on the inside of your skull that you just couldn't scratch?
Sure fire way to get me not to do something? Tell me to do it. Or suggest I think about doing it. Or open your mouth. Or blink.
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I wasn't a good guy to begin with.
No matter the question, my answer is dogs. Always dogs.
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Get over yourself bud, I was smiling at your dog.
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[leans in and whispers] nobody cares about your break from social media
@digiflorals or worse, answer k. I'll kill a bitch.
May is National Mental Illness Month. It's time we stood together in support. #stigmafree
Let's face it, #IfTwitterWereAMan I'd pissed at him all the time too.
Soooo my husband's work whore is following him on twitter and she just made her account private. I smell a fight.
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