Stephpacito @stephaniemroc

Twitter is where I act how I really am. Jesus loving, homemaking, big family having, diy'ing type of life. There's hella kids here. Ohio Joined February 2018

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Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist

5 years ago

Body: We should go to bed. Brain: Or we could look up history's deadliest carnival accidents.

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5 years ago

@AnecdtlBrthCtrl @daddydoubts Ahem... #6

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7 years ago

@PedersenAhmed @daddydoubts This is how we got #5.

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5 years ago

@tacobell The grilled cheese burrito had meaning. #bringbackgcb

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7 years ago

"I couldn't decide what I wanted so I ordered way more food than I could ever eat" is a recurrent theme in my life.

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7 years ago

@Mirimade The snack that feels like crack 🎶 Goldfish!

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Momarazzi. @Mirimade

7 years ago

Other Mom; Oh, good, you brought Goldfish for the kids! Me: Haha, no, I... I did not bring these for the children.

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7 years ago

@Mirimade

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7 years ago

@hmramos0503 @cafchaosgrace @messymama18 @saltymamas

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7 years ago

The baby slept 5.5 hours last night. He's breastfed so this feels huge. Lovely to sleep that long however, here is an actual depiction of my let down this morning.

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@hmramos0503 @cafchaosgrace @messymama18 @saltymamas Yay! Congrats! I'm proud of how chill I have been transitioning to a mom of 5 even though it's a pretty huge difference. Not perfect and not without triggers but more chill than I would have been 5 years ago!

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7 years ago

4 year old: why did the chicken cross the road? Me: why? Her: because he wanted to get runned over. 😳😂 So she's a realist.

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7 years ago

Husband said I need more contaienrd for my containers of containers. ... Is he saying I should buy more containers then?

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Momarazzi. @Mirimade

7 years ago

Newborn giraffe: Falls 6 feet to the ground, scampers around, quickly finds milk by herself. Newborn human: Panic-searches for nipple that is currently in her mouth.

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7 years ago

@honestupbringin Sloppy joe to the noggin on a 10 day old 😂

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7 years ago

If you breastfed and never dropped food you were eating on your baby, you're a liar.

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7 years ago

@louby @saltymamas Listen. The first bruise my 3rd ever had was from a tablet to the cranium while bf'ing. I felt so awful 😭😭😭😭

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7 years ago

Mmmkay Hulu after a decade of no cable or TV service Is this what Rapunzel felt like when she left the tower? Anna when they opened the gates? Ariel when she sold her soul to an octopus woman for legs?