based insectoid @basedinsectoid
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lets talk about sex, baby lets talk about the birds and bees lets talk about all the monkeys and the badgers- lets just talk about animals
some fukced up dog just landed on my arm and sucked out a bunch of blood
Alright that's a wrap Alright that's a burger Alright that's a hotdog Wow your fast food training is going great! I'm promoting you
eyes are windows to the soul but theyre also the windows to my house all the childern in this neighborhood are scared of me the adults also
What idiot called them Fruit Loops instead of Queerios
#Favorite90sShow Rugrats, Kenan & Kel, Hey Arnold, HellVoid, Agony Spheres, Skull Dimension
*searches boobs* nice! yeah *searches rats* oh not cool *searches boobs and rats* hmmmmm *clicks 'view more'*
"hapy b-day babe i made u eggs!" u smile. he laughe. a lot. u look down. u ar eggs. u try to scream but cant. u hav no mouth. bc u are eggs
I waved my hands in the air like I just didn’t care but it was all a facade. I did care. I loved you so much. It still hurts. I still wave.
in high schol, schroedimger was voted most likeley to die. or was it least likely?? holde on i need to checbk the yearbook
RICK ROSS REPLACES BOB ROSS, RAPS ABOUT SELLING FAN BRUSHES INSTEAD OF COKE
what idiot called it iced coffee instead of polar ice cappuccino
bop it ok twist it easy pull it cmon wacka flock it what *gunshots* "WAAAAAAAAACCCKKKAAAAAAA"
yeah im sexist *lights up a cig* i love doin sex. some of my best friends even do sex
*sees hot dog vendor sitting down* Haha I thought this was a hot dog STAND. *vendor stands up* Better. Now gimme a dildo in a bun.
Fred Durst and Kid Rock running up a tab of $420.69 at the Hard Rock Cafe and laughing so hard they throw up their potato skins.
"Your honor, I request a recess!" "Okay, a 10-minute recess" *pounds gavel* *everyone goes out to playground and plays tags and other games*
"Meat is murder/suicide" says Morrissey as he suffocates me with ground beef and hangs himself with sausage.
constructon work dog @BackStench
157 Followers 208 Following i know u are but what are u (deep wisdom)
♣️Takeoff Muzik�... @CoolinCrew
290 Followers 1K Following Rap/R&B/Song Writers #TeamCoolinCrew. #Subscribe to the youtube pg at http://t.co/HN1ECKOvEm #Follow @JemahlJIzzyj @MeIncredible & @EjayySoGone
Breezy Still Leel @BreezyFTM
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rip thy zong @2Crocs
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constructon work dog @BackStench
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wint @dril
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db @dogboner
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several onions @Amusitr0n
11K Followers 702 Following On more than one occasion I farted, woke myself up, thought it was my phone vibrating and tried to answer my fart.
Dr Marxism, PhD @apostrophebeats
3K Followers 1K Following 🏳️🌈Ⓥ🏳️⚧️☭🇵🇸♓ (they/them) • Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, principally Maoism • tape head @BeeSideTapes • Don’t care, didn’t happen, and we’ll do it again.
Deport celebrities no... @Secks_man
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GLP-Diddy @mattytalks
32K Followers 908 Following I look at you and feel the same, could you forgive me for that pain
lord crunkington III ... @postcrunk
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✞ Bad Acid ✞ @Bad_Acid_
38K Followers 3K Following dropped out of the human race to be reborn in the void as a ghost dope dealer slinging spooky bags of swag
☾lil ☾weedy ☾ @darth__mouth
13K Followers 921 Following 🍉🍉🍉🍉 bitches love souvlakis. i don’t have to sell my soul. he’s already in me. venmo is lisazain 💸 she/they/he
🪨 mossy buddy 🪨 @websigh
801 Followers 334 Following half centaur, half minotaur, on my parents’s side.
post alone @pissrifle
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T I M E S C A N N E R @timescanner
16K Followers 933 Following STUCK IN A GEM OUTSIDE OF TIME. Timescanner (Infinite Now), The Devil (What’s the Frequency) and The Dictator (Goblet Wire). Vaguely inhuman voice specialist.
RAINBOW SATAN @TPHD
5K Followers 1K Following KING BABY WORM HE/HIM CARTOON VILLAIN FROM HELL IM JUST VISITING
regisl @regisl
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win ben stein's;gate @weedhitter
31K Followers 3K Following i tire of professionalism. i'm here to chew gum and blow a hole in my skull the size of the grand canyon
marneus palgar @famoushorse
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Froghammer @froghammer
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wife supremacist @thefurlinator
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capitalism liker @HumanPog
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Wario Joke and 10 oth... @mptxt
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Lazy Joe @lazy_joe_
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