Retail Problems @_retailprblems
just your friendly neighborhood assistant manager trying to find some humor and light in the hell hole of retail. North Carolina, USA Joined May 2016-
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Now that everyone has been forgiven for their sins, it's that time for them to come out and treat retail employees like shit.
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What's better than being a girl working @ a hardware? Being a girl w/ purple hair @ a hardware store. Everyone assumes I dont know anything
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Damn hamsters... #retaillife #RetailProblems #retailprobs #ihateretail #shiftwork #coworkerproblems #hamster
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#dearcustomer Stop swiping your card! I need to get your email, talk you into a rewards card, add some gift cards, and have fun banter.
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District Manager:Sorry I haven't been around much for the past few months. Me:It's almost like we don't need you. #retailproblems
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Rarely 😂
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When you see the annoying #dearcustomer regular out of the corner of your eye and you immediately turn away and look super busy.#retaillife
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District Manager:What story are these endcaps telling us? Me:It's my suicide note in endcaps! Store Manager:Go ahead and take your 15.
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Feels
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BAHAHAHA I've got a few
If there was a yearbook for retail, my senior quote would be, "You can't fix stupid." #retailproblems
The customer is always right 1% of the time. 🙄
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HR:Take time to recognize employees whose actions and personal standards reflect our mission. Me:What exactly do we pay you for? #retaillife
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Interviewer: "What do you make at your current job" Me:
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Actual footage of us hiding from Monday. #Superstore
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Me at register 1st hour:Hello! 3rd hour:Hi! 5th hour:Hey. 7th hour:Hmm. 8.5 hours:Please god kill me. #retailproblems
And what makes you the special snowflake that I should make an exception to the rule just for you? #retailproblems
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I need to buy some mulch. Ok, which kind? Uhh... the kind outside. Oh. Okay. Not like we have 5 different brands out there. #retailproblems
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