tuckle carson @tucklecarson

Welcome to my kingdom. Management assumes NO liability. Joined March 2016

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2 years ago

@OllyiConic @sgehler GOOD OMENS 2019!

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4 years ago

Freddy vs Jason taught me everything I know.

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Trainer: Run a mile on the track at your own pace. Me: Okay. *starts running* *years go by* *trainer dies of old age* *the sun burns out* *final episode of the simpsons airs* Me: Almost halfway there!

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4 years ago

America will survive. In Karate Kid two teenage martial artists have a chance with a girl. We can do anything.

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5 years ago

@BenShrader1911 tight

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6 years ago

@Uncle_The_Ham wow

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6 years ago

@OllyiConic yes, of the drug war

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6 years ago

@Trononomics101 @RabelaisBleu @OllyiConic i will be a president for everyone

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6 years ago

@LollyFab @OllyiConic yeah that’s right

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump meth addicted friends of the my pillow guy no doubt

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump YOURE LIKE IF MALARKEY WAS A PERSON

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump KEEP TALKIN!! BOOM YOUR BUTT OUTTA TOWN IS WHAT I’ll DO

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6 years ago

@JesparDalVar @OllyiConic damn right

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews @OANN YOU’RE FALLING IN THE POLLS (AND YOU CAN’T GET UP)

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews turn your nuts

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump HE WONT PUT UP WITH YOUR MALARKEY

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump YOU VAPID SWINE

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6 years ago

@JudgeJeaninefan @realDonaldTrump @SteveHiltonx @FoxNews you cocaine addict!! DELETE THIS

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6 years ago

@realDonaldTrump I WILL SHUT YOUR HOLE

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